Argyle Sock

So yeah.
This is Argyle Sock.
NOT THE GOOD GUY!
He is the bad dude.
The whole premise of this story is that
Fern's crazy sock collection is taking over the sock drawer.
...
yeah.

And the solids must fight the patterned
or be thrown out.

Any solid colored socks are Dirks'
And patterned are Fern's.

lol.

Coming up:

Plain Sock-Puppet
and
LeRoy the purple clothes pin.

...set in the Sanctuary storyline.
No, none of the characters know about this.